Chris Seaver Movies

A group of teenagers set up the annual Halloween's Haunted House exhibit. Teen Ape finds himself a large breasted lover, but the gang accidentally...

A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from...

Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in...

Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's...

FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She...

This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually...

A parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.

Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens......

Stingy Jack returns 27 years after the events of the first film to finish off the teens who escaped his wrath.

In the first All Comedy Flick from LBP, Chris Seaver brings you the heart warming tale of AJ Stabone, a mild mannered guy who was thrust from his...

Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.

Lance and Skippy are having a rough go at X-mas this year and feel like they need to lift their spirits. They decide to create a sexy elf chic who...

When the Sleepy Hollow Heights Horror Club learns their local grindhouse will be shut down, they plan a 24-hour horror-movie-marathon as a last-ditch...

In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash...

When an elvin village is taken over by the goblin warlord Vondruke, and one of their kinswoman Marge is taken captive, a young elf girl named...

Teenape and Bubbles partner up with a busty elf to help find the kidnapped Santa Claus, and the turgid and squishy misadventures they get in along...

Stingy Jack has returned from the grave and needs six souls so he can once again walk the earth! Can a bunch of teenage horror fans stop him?

A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including...

The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky...